Math Problem >.>

It's hard to swallow the truth when you're choking on your pride.


This is indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.




BTW: My cousin sent me this xD i think its really why ppl kiss on Shayia. I hope this isn't to big.

LOL. This is hilarious!

Ahahahahaha.

Just dont kiss the clowns ass.

Wow.. wonder where "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" will take you... XD

XD i thought i was hilarious when i first saw it to. As for "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" ..well u do the math......lol.

379%

Me thinks you have to much free time. xD

Honestly, that took like 10 seconds... lol...

Then could you help me with math then xD SOLVE! 111111111111111 (to the 2 power) xD = A NUMBER! BTW: No calculators! this is a Pop Quiz! I hope you studied!

salmoneus wrote:Just dont kiss the clowns ass.

those the clown have aids or something? It makes no sense >_<

That's actually really easy xD

12345679012345654320987654321

Look up the cool stuffs that 11111's do when you square them xD

Do you have a life? x3

KIDDING!!!

xD Or maybe someones a genius?! *cough cough* not ........1937488129374 x 173812748721856 = ? lol still no calculators xD

Yeah. I'm a genius >.>

And I don't know that one... I could If i had time (and paper... but I really don't wanna >.>)... Besides, I suspect the answer would be "overflow error" on most calculators.